The Dark Lord’s Darkest Hankie is the darkest on the planet. Made in Chico, California of US-sourced recycled natural darkness. US darkness is currently rated as the darkest darkness on the global darkness index. What appears as a silver in the photos is the printed darkness fighting off the light. Tie it for warmth around yer neck on your early bike ride, wipe your hands, nose, table cloth it or just let it amplify your inner darkness as a scarf. Size: 21 x 21” 100% cotton. Revenue will be donated to the California Campfire disaster.

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