The Resurrection Pre-Easter Alleycat celebrates when the zombie bunny arose from the grave, three days after it was impaled with the spokes of the golden wheel that descended from heaven. After the rabbit had killed off many of the 12 disciples, God sent forth his legions of gold deep v’s to put an end to the reign of terror. For three years now, the riders of Seattle have thrown the Ressurection Pre-Easter Alleycat to ensure the zombie bunny’s mangled and mutated corpse arises from its grave in Seattle to drink massive amounts of PBR.

Be sure you’re there to help out this Saturday!