In just a week, the most epic group-cycling event to ever grace the slippery cobbles of Melbourne will be upon us. The 2011 Melburn Roobaix is nigh and yesterday I pre-rode the course with Andy, marking turns and ensuring that all is well. These cobbles are no joke, especially when wet. So get ready for a hell of a good time.

If you’re riding in this year’s Roobaix, make sure you’ve got plenty of coconut water. Oh wait, no one drinks that here. Shit…

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