Outlier makes the nicest “nice” apparel:

“Run, swim or just straight up look good. The Three Way Shorts can do all three with ease. Fast drying and highly breathable with internal drawstrings and flow through pockets. Perfect for running on cool mountain paths, swimming the world over or simply enjoying the hot sun in style.

Our 4Season fabric has a doubleweave construction structured to breathe well and minimize skin contact, pulling sweat away from the body to keep you cooler and more comfortable in the heat. Woven in Switzerland by Schoeller Textiles, the fabric is designed to dry quickly, stay clean longer and move freely while also being seriously durable.

Cut and sewn in NYC. The Three Way Shorts have 8.5″ inseams. The Three Way Trunks feature an identical construction but with a 5″ inseams. Available on April 12th for $128 via the Outlier Webshop.”

It’s just a shame NYC doesn’t have swimming holes like Austin does. I’ll be putting the Shorts to work in the Greenbelt. If I wore the Trunks, the bits might drop out!