The Dark Lord’s Darkest Bidons
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The Dark Lord’s Darkest Bidons

The Dark Lord’s bottles, I mean bidons are here.

“Sloppy cyclists call them water bottles. For those who give a fuck, they’re Bidons. The Dark Lord’s are utterly tired of heinous colorful Bidons and set out to source darkness enough to produce a batch of the darkest bidons on the planet. The Dark Lord’s chose Purist bidons simply because the foreman is a like-minded soul who’ll pour you a shot of Bourbon when visiting.”

Bidons are 26oz “big fuckers”
Print is darkness on dark.
All revenue goes to a dark matter.
Only sold as pairs.
USA shipping only.
Go to shop to buy.

Scoop them up at the Dark Lord’s web shop.