Ok, before you ask me what’s going on with this shirt, allow me to introduce you:

“Pictured are Itchy and Scratchy, two bears included in the 1941 torchlight parade in celebration of the State of Jefferson’s vote to secede from California and Oregon and form a new state, of which a primary motive was to secure better federal funding for road construction.”

Aka, it makes for a very weird graphic t-shirt by Joshua Porter and I love it! Pre-order the MSOJP shirt at Yonder Journal.